100 seats.
One dollar
a dish.
Put your name, your one-liner and your link on a fast-food menu the whole internet reads. A dollar holds your seat for 30 days. $39 keeps it forever — and forever costs $79 once this board is full.
Takes about 20 seconds. No account needed.
The floor plan
…
taken forever open — hover a square.
0
Dishes served
100
Seats open
$0
Rung up
0
Clicks served
How ordering works
We pick your seat
Open the order slip and the next open seat is already yours. Want a different one? One click.
Name your dish
A name, a one-liner, a link, an icon. Three fields. We read every one before it goes live.
Pay a dollar
$1 holds it for 30 days. $39 and it never comes off the menu.
Two prices, that's it
A dollar gets you on.
Thirty-nine keeps you on.
Same seat, same link, same size. The only difference is whether it ever comes off the board.
The dollar seat
$1
for 30 days
- ✓Your dish on the board for a month
- ✓Your own page, your own link
- ✓Click count you can actually check
- ✓Renew in one click, or let it go
The forever seat
$39
once, and it's yours
- ✓Never expires, never gets resold
- ✓Survives every redesign of this board
- ✓One of only 100 seats that will ever exist on Menu #1
- ✓Price goes to $79 the day Menu #2 opens
The honest version: most people take the dollar seat, and that's fine — it's what fills the board and gets it talked about. The forever seat is for the handful who look at their click count a month later and decide they want to stay.
Questions at the counter
Wasn't the Million Dollar Homepage a dollar?+
A dollar a pixel — with a 10×10 minimum. Nobody spent less than $100 on that page. A dollar for a whole line on this menu is the cheapest thing anyone has ever sold on the internet, and that is the entire point.
Why would I pay $39 instead of a dollar?+
You wouldn't, on day one. Take the seat for a dollar, watch your clicks, and upgrade later if it works. The only thing $39 buys you is permanence: there are 100 seats on Menu #1 and there will never be more. When the board fills up it closes for good, and a forever seat is the only way to still be on it in ten years. It also goes to $79 the day Menu #2 opens.
Is this good for SEO?+
No, and we would rather say so. Every link goes out as rel="sponsored nofollow". Selling dofollow links is what Google calls a link scheme — it would get this domain deindexed and you would have bought nothing. What you are buying is direct traffic, clicks and curiosity.
Why only 100 seats?+
Because a menu has to be readable. Nobody reads a board with ten thousand lines on it. When these seats are gone we open a new location — and Menu #1 stays exactly as it is, forever.
Who can buy?+
Anyone: brands, restaurants, makers, weekend projects. A neighborhood burger joint and a Series B SaaS sitting on the same line is what makes this board worth reading.
What happens when my 30 days run out?+
We email you and you can take the same seat back in one click. Skip it and the seat goes back on the board for somebody else.
Do you take anything?+
No. Every dish is reviewed before it shows up. No adult content, no scams, no malware. Rejected means refunded.